"The World According to Blofeld's Cat" is a collection of miserable musings from the angriest and most dangerous cat in the world.

Belonging to an international supervillain and arch-nemesis of the British Secret Service, Blofeld's Cat has witnessed his owner's despotic appetite for world domination, and it's rather made an impression on him.

Offering his own provocative thoughts on life's trivialities, such as social media, celebrity culture, reality television and online dating, as well as more controversial views on murder, politics and charity, Blofeld's Cat's opinions will shock, offend, outrage and, most importantly, amuse. "The World According to Blofeld's Cat" is the ideal gift for all lovers of tyrannical felines, and a perfect antidote to the many nauseating cute cat books.