Quotes - Die Another Day

James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

Graves: I have to live my dreams.

Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.

James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, so I'm going after him.

Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O.
James Bond: It's only a number...

Graves: Are you a gambling man Mr. Bond?
James Bond: If the stakes are right.

Graves: Time to draw the line.

James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
James Bond: I know the feeling.

Zao: It appears we are equal... in the eyes of spies.
James Bond: Equal... but not even.


Graves: You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?

Miranda Frost: I know all about you - sex for dinner, death for breakfast.

James Bond: Saved by the bell.

Graves: Ya see Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
[James pulls Graves' parachute cord]
James Bond: Time to face gravity.

Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for.

Falco: I hope nobody here's superstitious. That's one big mirror we're about to break.

James Bond: You burned me, and now you want my help?
M: Did you expect an apology?

Graves: Care to place a bet, Verity?
Verity: No, thanks. I don't like cockfights.

James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
Raul: Tourist?
James Bond: Terrorist.
Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

James Bond: I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life.

Graves: Look. Parachutes for both of us. Whoops. Not anymore.

James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.

Falco: We're here in case things escalate, not to make sure they do.

James Bond: I know the rules, and number one is "no deals'.

Verity: I see you handle your weapon well.
James Bond: I have been known to keep my tip up.


James Bond: So you lived to die another day... Colonel.
Graves: At last... I was beginning to think you would never guess.
James Bond: Was it painful? The gene therapy.
Graves: You couldn't possibly imagine.
James Bond: Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that.
Graves: But there have been compensations, like you floating around in peril. Granting you life day by day just to see you get wise. It's been fun.
James Bond: Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.

Graves: So... Ms. Frost is not all she seems.
James Bond: Looks can be deceptive.
Graves: Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North Korea?
James Bond: Only a matter of time.
Graves: You never even thought of looking inside your own organization?
Graves: She was right under your nose.
Miranda Frost: It was so good of you to bring your gun in bed with us.
James Bond: Yes. Occupational hazard.
Graves: You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everything at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.

Q: I wish I could make you vanish.

James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.

Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.

James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it.

Reporter: Are you going to try out for the British fencing team? We hear you have been training furiously.
Graves: I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?'

Falco: James Bond. You think he was some kind of hero.

James Bond: Zao, I've been traded. Your time will come.
Zao: Yes, but not as soon as yours.

Masseuse: I'm not that kind of masseuse.
James Bond: I'm not that kind of customer.


Jinx: Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
James Bond: See? It's a perfect fit.
Jinx: Uh-hm. Leave it in.
James Bond: It's gotta come out sooner or later.
Jinx: No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?
James Bond: We really have to get these back.
Jinx: Still the good guys, huh?
James Bond: I'm still not quite sure how good you are.
Jinx: I am so good.
James Bond: Especially when you're bad.

James Bond: What are you, CIA?
Jinx: NSA. Hello, we're on the same side.
James Bond: Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.

James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: How's that for a punch line?

James Bond: Not Jinx anymore?
Jinx: Oh, I'll always be a jinx to you.

M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.

Jinx: Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.
James Bond: My friends call me James Bond.

Graves: What a wonderful day to become a knight.

Falco: James Bond... just in time for the fireworks.
James Bond: Let's get down to business.

Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.
James Bond: No? You do now.

Zao: Who sent you?
Jinx: Yo' mama. And she told me to tell you she's really disappointed in you.

Graves: The pleasure of the kill is in the chase.

James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping.

Jinx: Ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful.


Falco: You were supposed to throw away the key, not leave the door wide open.
M: Are you saying I had a hand in his escape?
Falco: Well, he did get away real fast.
M: Well that is what he is trained to do...

Zao: Why are you trying to kill me?
Jinx: I thought it was the humane thing to do.

Miranda Frost: I'll show you your room.
James Bond: A palace of ice; you must feel right at home.

Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
Miranda Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.

Miranda Frost: Ooh! Yeah, nice moves just like Bond. He was pretty vigorous last night as well.
Jinx: He did you? I didn't know he was that desperate.
Miranda Frost: Well, he's not coming back for you. He just died running, trying to save his own skin.

James Bond: Check the tape. You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound.
Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there, Double-O-Zero?

James Bond: Give me the old fashioned target range, Quartermaster.
Q: Yes, well, it's called the future, so get used to it.

James Bond: You didn't think I knew that you were always Chinese intelligence Chang?
Mr. Chang: Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond.
James Bond: Well, don't worry. I'm not here to take it back.

Mr. Chang: It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in Havana. If you find him, say goodbye from us.

James Bond: Now... you said something about going down... together?

M: You had your cyanide...
James Bond: Threw it away years ago...

Graves: You're a rare challenge, Mr. Bond.

Graves: We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. I paid attention to details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...
James Bond: [holding up his Walther P99] My self-defence mechanism's right here.