Bond: I'm afraid we're being out horse-powered.
Bond: A nose, not a banana, Q!
[after being pounced on by Bibi]
Bond: Don't you ever come up for air?
Bibi: That's why I'll get the gold medal: breath control.
Bond: You can't loose.
Bond: Won't take long Luigi - don't play
with any of the switches will you!
Columbo: I would laugh if my heart was not so heavy for
Kristatos: Bind that wound. We don't want any blood in the water. Not yet.
Melina: But this business is still unfinished.
Bond: What business?
Melina: The man who paid Gonzales.
Bond: The Chinese have a saying: "before you set out on revenge, you first
Melina: I don't expect you to understand, you're English, but I'm half Greek. And Greek women like Elektra always avenge the love ones!
Blofeld: Mr. Bond! We can do a deal! I'll by you a delicatessen in stainless steel! Please!
Bond: Alright, keep your hair on!
Blofeld: Put me down! Put me down!
Bond: Oh, you want to get off?
[Bond drops Blofeld into a smokestack]
Blofeld: Mr. Bond!
Bibi: What took you so long?
Bond: Well I took the scenic route.
Bond: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Colombo: I should have brought more of my people.
Melina: James is counting on a surprise.
Colombo: But we are only five men...
Melina: And one woman!
[Referring to the ATAC]
Bond: That's détente Comrade - you don't have it, I don't have it.
Bond: Hello Smythers, how's the arm?
Smythers: Coming along nicely, Sir.
[on the death of Lisl]
Bond: Goodbye Countess.
Bond: If you care to look at page two, paragraph four of my report, sir, you will note that I saw someone paying off Gonzalaz.
Melina: For your eyes only, darling.
Bond: I'll have the Preveza prawns, Savara salad and Bourdetto.
Kristatos: Oh, an excellent choice, I'll have the same. May I suggest a white Robolo wine from Caponia, my home place.
Bond: Well, if you'll forgive me, I find that a little too scented for my palate. I prefer the Theotaki Aspero.
Blofeld: Goodbye Mr. Bond, I trust you had a pleasant... fright.
Bibi: One of the porters is a fan, he'll do anything for me... and I'll do anything for you!
Bond: Well, I'm exceedingly flattered Bibi, but you're in
Bibi: That's a laugh. Everybody knows "it" builds up muscle tone.
Bond: Well, you can start building up some more muscle tone by putting on your clothes.
Bibi: Don't you like me?
Bond: Why, I think you're wonderful Bibi but I don't think your uncle Ari would approve.
Bibi: Him? He thinks I'm still a virgin!
Bond: Yes, well, you get your clothes on and I'll buy you an ice cream.
Kristatos: In the Greek underworld he is known as 'The Dove' - a very sick joke.
Bond: Stinging in the Rain?
Bond: Take the low road. Not that low!
[To the florist after beating two goons on bikes]
Bond: Send them to the funeral, will you?
Bond: Love a drive in the country, don't you?
Columbo: By tomorrow we will be good friends. Let us drink to that!
Bond: I'll wait till tomorrow.
[After kicking Loque's car from its teetering perch]
Bond: He had no head for heights.
Melina: Go backwards, forwards, quickly!
Max the Parrot: Give us a kiss!
Kristatos: I never go back on a deal. It would be bad for my reputation.
Bond: [of the shark] I hope he was dining alone!
Colombo: St Cirrils. Where we used to hide from the Germans. Only Kristatos would make an abandoned monastery his retreat.
Melina: Careful James, it's 5000 years old.
Kristatos: You have shot you last bolt,
Bond: Don't grow up any more.
Bond: The opposite sex would never survive it.
Bond: It seems that Bibi has a new sponsor.
Lisl: When you're ready to go you can take my car
Bond: That sounds like a dismissal. I was rather looking forward to breakfast.